Have u Heard Pure English , study this one you can learn how to form the Sentence in English..Very Beautifullllllllll……………….
There is??a??well Known Person,??Mr????XXXX??,??Chairman of Self finance Engg Colleges Association, who always speaks in English…??????!!????
Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great Mr. XXXXX .
The stalwart talks to his students:
# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her…{Means: girl with specs please come here).
# To a boy, angrily:
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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
# While punishing students:
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You, rotate the ground four times…
You, go and understand the tree…
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late – say YES or NO ….(?)
# Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.
So the next day at school… (to that boy) – “Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre”
# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> “Both of u three get out of the class.”
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today…
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
Take 5 cm wire of any length….
Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences …
Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
At Sathyabama college day 2002:
“This college strict u the worry no …. U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy”
At St. Josephs fresh years day 2003:
“No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police”